F*ck Me.

Andy Bell (Oasis’ Bassist) is in Toronto right now, and last night he did a set at The Mod Club and played a new Oasis song! (I realise none of you care, but their new album was pushed from last May to next May, so I’ve been waiting forever!)

And on the forum front…

I’ve been feuding with some of the wankers on the Oasis forum who feel the need to make reference to how fat and gay Robbie Williams is and how they wish he’d die. (The Gallagher brothers have badmouthed him a few times, so he therefore must be evil.)Nice. I frequent the forum for news about Oasis, not to read comments by ignorant homophobes who bastardize the English language. I rarely post any of my own comments, as I usually feel I have nothing substantial to add, but given my recent enlightenment to the enigma that is Robbie Williams, I felt the need to retaliate. (Plus it’s a whole lotta fun arguing with retarded sheep!) So, this is what I posted:

Why does everyone hate Robbie so much? Really? Just because Noel and Liam have badmouthed him in the past doesn’t mean he’s inherently evil or untalented. He has a great voice, his writing is very self-aware, he puts on fabulous shows, and he’s pretty cute too! Don’t get me wrong, I think Oasis are far superior musicians, but I do like his music a lot and think that people are extremely fixated on bashing him when there is much more irritating music around. I admit that I too used to think RW was just a cheesy talent less pop star, but because most of my favourite bands are from the UK (mainstream music in America is saturated with hip hop & fake pop), I thought I’d at least give him a chance. It didn’t take long until I was hooked, and my tastes are far from cheese! (Oasis, Pulp, The Jeevas, Kent, The Motorhomes) So give Robbie a break!

Here were some of the (unedited) responses:

• Let me clerify this for you... Robbie= no talent, doesnt even write most of his music, hes a ponse, an idiot, arrogent idiot and HE AND A ROCK STAR HE AINT EVEN A STAR HES A POP PUFF!
  
• Robbie "fat"william is only for kids.Oasis is for boys,girls,men,women........ oasis rules!!!!!!
  
• To be fair to thy "divine fat one", angels was a good song (did he write it?), but all this nonsense bout kids and whatnot is rubbish.
  
• Robbie Williams is a F.UCKING W.ANK STAIN!!!
  
• Robbies crap, end of it. Comparing him to Oasis is like comparing the smurfs to the Beatles. Oh by the way, my ex boss is gay and said in the early 90's they used to go to a gay club called skin in Manchester, and all of Take that went also, and theyre all knob jockeys except the one with the dreads and g barlow. Im not prejudice but its just another fake side of the fat one! In a few years hell come out the closet and ill be like, oh you dont fukin say! hes all pap!!!!!!!!!
  
  

I’m amused, but embarrassed to be an Oasis fan right now.

(The blog-worthiness of my life has been a big boring zero for the last few days. I’ve been mostly knitting, reading, watching tv, and even worse than playing video games – watching Chris play video games.)