I'm Afraid of Americans.

According to Find Your Spot.com, (if I were to move to the US) I should live in Seattle(Washington), (Johnny)Knoxville(Tennessee) or Cincinnati(Ohio). I know for a fact that Cincinnati is a hole! Maybe this is all a ploy to get people to move there, because half of the buildings downtown are abandoned. Many moons ago, Candi-Ass, Emma and I drove the nine hours there just to see Our Lady Peace (who suck now by the way) in a teeny, tiny redneck bar called Top Cats. We drove there without a map or directions with the assumption our karma would lead us to our hotel. It did.