Just get the old fella and whack it up against her tush

God I am SO lazy! I’m even too lazy to not work today! I really want to be at home in my bed right now with a fat cup of tea and a good book. Or Robbie Williams...

I’m a knitting typhoon this week! Although I lost several rows when my mom had to rescue my scarf from an extra stitch I gained somewhere. But now all is well in scarf land. I’m (Miss) Jonesing to start a sweater, but I think I’ll dedicate a scarf to Oasis before I move on to larger things.

I really have to start Christmas shopping. So far all I’ve done is order some stuff from Amazon (and some of it was for me cause I’m an Amazon-whore). Does anyone have any recommendations for a (3.2 ish MP) digital camera? There are way too many out there and too many people have contradictory opinions!

Not that anyone in their right mind would want one (except our ritual director), but a latte made with half milk and half half n' half is called a Breve Latte. It took me way too long to remember that today, considering I was once the Barista Champ. And now you've heard too much...

So one of my co-workers has an 11-year-old son, and he came home yesterday and told her about the “bad things” he and his classmates did at lunch. Apparently when they stay inside for recess, there is no teacher supervision – they just assume that grade 6-8’s will behave themselves. Well they don’t. First they played Truth or Dare, then Spin the Bottle, and then 7 minutes in the closet! IN THEIR CLASSROOM AT SCHOOL! What is up with that?!?! If that’s what they’re doing at school, what the hell are they doing at home? I guess times have changed…

My cat must really love me, because he ONLY barfs in MY room.