Now is that a FULL F*CK? or F*CK to the 4th degree?

Apparently our Captain (F*ck) has the power to draw us out of our cozy little 3QF habitat at the sound of his voice, away from the tv marathon of shows that must be watched before our PVR upgrade, away from the heat that is (finally) blowing through our vents, and me, out of my pyjamas.........Welcome back Davey, from the black land of rotten shark and 24 hour party people - have you slept yet?

I'm sorry. I really don't get THE FAMILY GUY. It's not funny to me! Maybe Chris's essay will clarify things...

(Note to those of you who have yet to leave the house - or get out of bed yet - it is f*cking freezing outside! Wear your mittens!)