I cannae be arsed.

Everything is so boring right now I think I’d like to sleep for a month. I wish I were a bear or anything that hibernates for a few months. Someone in the office just said it’s amazing how her motivation just drops the instant our boss leaves. I said mine disappears the second I walk into the building. And it’s true! Mostly I waste time by reading stuff, so I know things like:

Fans of Fox's groundbreaking animated comedy "The Simpsons" have been awaiting a bombshell this season: The show will reportedly "out" one of its characters as gay.

Misery is expected to peak on Monday, as 24 January has been pinpointed as the worst day of the year.

A Brazilian man arguing with his 88-year-old mother threw her into a neighbors' yard where two pit bulls mauled her to death.
and blogs like:

Tederick (who just updated the OMFVF website)
ChiaMac (who stayed indoors and watched 9 hours of movies yesterday)
TexasGary (who is begging for donations to pay off her student loans - whom I’d gladly give money to if my own debt didn’t exceed hers!)
MattVideo (who seems more blog-bored then I am)
Ratfactory (who?)
Urban Faery (who I confused for myself today)
DocBrite (who smartly auctions off her own books to raise money for her 26 cats)
Wil Wheaton (who found a JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank today)

It’s been a very unproductive day. Fortunately I get to meet Texas and Gary tonight!