That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all day…

While MAKING her lunch at her desk, cutting vegetables, #1 cut her finger.
#2 - What did you cut it on?
#1 - A knife, duh!
#2 - No, what kind of vegetable?
Me – Does it fu*king matter?!?!?!

Y’all wanna read more stupid office stuff? Check out overheardintheoffice.com – it’s a hoot!
This one too overheardinnewyork.com
I feel lazy and springy. I wanna go outside!

I did a whole lotta nothin’ this weekend – watched 7 movies, read 2 books, watched 3 hours of BBC tv, cleaned the kitchen, the bathroom and my room, spent several hours cutting a something for the one minute film festival, visited my mom and tortured her cat with the stickers from 2 dvd cases…all in all, a whole lotta nothin’. Soon I’ll get to those Montreal photos….soon.