Insults....pants....

If anyone reads the Jewish Tribune there’s an article about Beth David in it, along with my first published photo! It’s not a very good one, but it was the only photo I had. (Basically I was told to send so n’ so some pictures of the synagogue with no warning. Ironically I had just taken one while I was playing with my mom’s digital camera the day before.) I just like seeing my name on things! (And now everyone keeps commenting on how the picture sucks because it is just of the chapel with no people in it. Wank.)

I know y’all are sick of Oasis, but Oasis is to Brandy as Star Wars is to Matt! (as Dr. Who is to Jeff!)Somebody started a thread on the forum today asking about “any leeks.” Clearly they meant song leaks, but the crappy spelling and typing habits of those people drive me nuts sometimes, so I responded with a comment about making some leek soup! Oh boy the insults they can dish out! I was called a gimp, a computer tough guy, a snobby twat, an uptight virgin, and then asked to meet someone in Adelaide where I’d get the stuffin’ kicked outta me! This could keep me entertained all day! I just wish I could figure out what “pants” means….I’m bored so I started a new topic on the forum entitled Insults & Pants:

You guys all crack me up with the insults you dish out! Give me your best ones, as long as they're not sexist, racist or homophobic. Maybe if y'all vent in here, the rest of the forum will be less antagonistic!

And can anyone tell me what the heck "pants" means? I've seen it used here as an adjective and it baffles me!

Ima’ gonna’ get it! I’ll keep y’all posted!