"My computer went all crazy!"

Don'tcha love it when people are so articulate about their computer issues?

Note to retards: Please don't delete things. Don't delete programs, especially if you don't understand the difference between uninstall and delete. And don't delete your personal files, especially when you have not backed them up. Oh, but please delete your old email, especially when you have several thousand dating back to pre-millennum.

Thank You.