Socks?

Work is socks. People sock. Idiots sock the big one. Sometimes people with no talent and are difficult to deal with maintain their business by just being nice. "Oh, he's so nice and he's a personal friend of mine, therefore we can't take business away from him even if he does do a socky job. I'll blame you instead because you're a lowly peon." That just plain socks. On the brighter side, some people don't sock, and they see that you work your ass off even though your pay socks, so sometimes you get a nice treat.



It may be second-hand, a year old, and a little scratched, but the price was right and now, after years of waiting, it's mine.

iSocks.