Puffles McPussy

I have nothing to talk about so I'll talk about cats. Specifically, Zam the power-puker cottonball. When I got home from work the other night I looked down the hall and what do I see? Zam, wolfing down something tasty...in my bedroom. I figured she was eating food dragged out of Sammy's dish, or someone had given her some treats. As I entered my room I looked around to see several tiny piles of food-barf, and Zam finishing off the motherload. After licking the carpet clean, a satiated Zam licked her lips and sauntered out of my room. Sammy was laying on my bed looking at her with disgust. Ewe. Gross. It's not like I haven't witnessed her eating her own vomit before, but it always grosses me out just a little.

Dentist appointment #3 was yesterday morning and although it only lasted 1/2 an hour, it was the most painful thing I have ever experienced in my whole life. Seriously. I realise that it's my own fault for having a build-up of 15 years worth of crap under my gums, but I didn't think it would hurt so much. The hygienist did say to let her know if anything was sensitive, but everywhere hurt like hell so I figured I was supposed to ignore the pain. I probably should have asked for a topical numbing or something, but I didn't want to sound like a pussy. Clearly however, I am.