This weekend someone

Was denied complimentary bread and pickles (on a burger) at the Pickle Barrel
Got a sexy new hair cut
Spent too much money on dvd's
Bought a new hair dryer
Had a ghostly encounter
Had dinner with their son and who they probably believe will be their daughter-in-law
Went for a walk on the rocks along the frozen Georgian Bay
Won a free coffee at T-Ho's
Drank instant coffee
Drank red wine, white wine, rum & coke, champagne & mystery shots
Was a patient designated driver
Had an alcohol induced blackout
Had boys buy them drinks
Decided that insecure boys are a thing of the past
Drunkenly gave someone their phone number
(Drunkenly) was nearly taken home by strangers and only saved by the intervention of a bouncer
Stripped in the kitchen and nearly naked ate a bowl of cereal
Hiccupped for 1/2 an hour
Slept with a dog
Invented an all-natural crotch enhancer
Had a hangover
Ate a cheeseburger
Ate a bacon cheeseburger
Ate a triple cheeseburger
Had a nap
Realized that partying like you're 19 makes you forget you're 30, getting hit on by a multitude of guys makes you forget that someone doesn't want you, and having friends to escape with makes you forget how alone you felt.