bits n' bites o' boredom

i am the most exciting person in the universe.
i'm obsessed with the strike-through command. dunno why. possibly it's the passive-agressiveness of it. like there's at bit of truth behind every joke, even though most people would deny it. i'm not really going anywhere with this.

i'm also obsessed with the libertines, and it is primarily about the music. (i feel the need to clarify that after someone assumed it wasn't about the music) i would never obsess over a crap band, hot or not. Collecting obsessions is a hobby of mine really, one that amuses me and keeps me sane.

anyone know how to shut up a 15&1/2 lb. cat? seriously, he sat on the floor behind me last night, stared intently at my back and meowed for like an hour. so. not. cute.

the summer storm dvd will be out on september 5th and yes i will buy it even though i downloaded it - i only steal music ;)

last week i got an hbc credit card in the mail and even though i changed my name over 10 years ago, my old last name was printed on it. i have no idea where they got it from, as all my id and cards were changed a long, long time ago. now i wonder what else people strangers know about me :(

(what's this? strange, guy calling and asking us what we take in our t-ho's? strange, cute guy bringing us coffee? and goddammit it figures that the bi-atch just dragged him away as quick as she could and now i can see them on the monitors outside...feck i suck. i should stick a note on her arse that says "i have herpes")

my new refurbished swatch is teh sex. all the way from 1987.

i watched the aristocrats and mysterious skin on the weekend; neither were at all funny and both were totally unnecessary. (plus they were lacking in teh ghey sex area.)

(they've been outside for 40 minutes, so clearly she's attempting to seduce him having fun talking about trees?...uh tiles?...oh, snowplowing. well, some sort of plowing, heh heh heh...)

is it really sad that someone i work with wants me to come camping with her, her husband and three kids and i'm actually considering, considering all my friends suck/have no money/have no time? actually at this point i'm up for anything - day trip (boston anyone? say august 13th?) to anywhere? canada's wonderland? camping? england? anthing? anywhere? i'm bored and i need to get away, so email me, like seriously.