um, ok.

woman at work on msn with her granddaughter

HER - sounds like my granddaughter had fun at camp coochie
US - camp what?????
HER - camp coochie...camp coochiwata(whatever)
US - *hysterical laughter*
HER - and she says they had to take cold showers...
US - *laughter turning into crying*
HER - and her friend says she smells like vaseline
US - *are ded from laughter*

(actually no one else got the joke, but they're all older than sin. or maybe i thought it was so funny because it's a certain cousin-of-a-friend's favorite word to describe her, well, you know.)